A New Top Ten List
Top Ten Things To Do When Your Mom Is Christmas Shopping At The Mall And You Get Bored
10. Buy a sheet of wrapping paper and take it to the gift wrapping center to be wrapped.
9. Ride the mechanical horses with coins from the reflecting pond.
8. Try making smores in front of the fake fireplace display.
7. Go on a scavenger hunt for the gifts from The 12 Days Of Christmas.
6. Take a nap - on the display mattresses at a department store. Explain to sales people that you must test them.
5. Have races up the down escalator.
4. Ask the information desk for a stroller, and someone to push you around in it.
3. Play with the dollhouses in the toy store
2. Go see if Santa's beard is real or not...
1. In the changing rooms, announce in a singsong voice, "I see London, I see France..."